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50,000 b.c.-1 b.c. ( before cecil, aprox 10,000 years before the birth of Jesus)
50,000 b.c - First Llama civilization founded.
49,999 b.c.- Llamas officialy announce dislike for camels.
30,000
b.c.- Llamas discover fire,the wheel and the ''dead leg'', in a single afternoon of the bi-monthly Llama pinic.
15,000 b.c.- The Llama wars commence, initiated by 7 unruley camels armed with spit balls.
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1 b.c. -present day
0 b.c.- Cecil the Great is birthed by a mountain on the bottom of the baltic sea.
60 g.a. (golden age of
the Llama)- Cecil the Great leads the Llamas in victory against the camel hords.
212 g.a.- Cecil the Great signs the Magna Glama, officialy seperating the Llama from any connection to the camel regardless
of any suggested ''facts'' from any scientists
10,000 g.a.- Cecil the Great is the first to visit the infant jesus, giving him the gift of infinite wisdom, and sure
footing.
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